‘Episode VIII’ News: Rian Johnson sort of spits about the next flick
Yeah! Fucking straight to the throat! I’m not just falling into self-parody with my Star Wars coverage, I’m falling into self-parody with a fucking Jar Jar Binks fleshlight stuck to my schlong. Rian Johnson recently opened up/didn’t really open up at all about his progress with Episode VIII, and I’m eating it up like the shameless glutton I am.
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‘Episode VIII’ News: Rian Johnson sort of spits about the next flick

Yeah! Fucking straight to the throat! I’m not just falling into self-parody with my Star Wars coverage, I’m falling into self-parody with a fucking Jar Jar Binks fleshlight stuck to my schlong. Rian Johnson recently opened up/didn’t really open up at all about his progress with Episode VIII, and I’m eating it up like the shameless glutton I am.

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Marvel dropping three new ‘Star Wars’ comics starting next year
Starting next year, Marvel is bringing three Star Wars comics into existence. Gimme! Gimme. Gimme. They all sound goddamn neato, but I’m particularly sprung over the titular Star Wars comic. I mean, Jason Aaron and John Cassaday wielding the Force? Sweet baby Jesus.
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Marvel dropping three new ‘Star Wars’ comics starting next year

Starting next year, Marvel is bringing three Star Wars comics into existence. Gimme! Gimme. Gimme. They all sound goddamn neato, but I’m particularly sprung over the titular Star Wars comic. I mean, Jason Aaron and John Cassaday wielding the Force? Sweet baby Jesus.

Details and covers after the jump!

‘Episode VII’ Non-News: Mark Hamill has a goddamn power beard
Yeah this is legitimately not news at all. But it’s Star Wars and I’m a dirty gaping maw eagerly wanting to be filled with all bits of Episode VII minutiae.
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‘Episode VII’ Non-News: Mark Hamill has a goddamn power beard

Yeah this is legitimately not news at all. But it’s Star Wars and I’m a dirty gaping maw eagerly wanting to be filled with all bits of Episode VII minutiae.

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‘Episode VII’ Rumors: This is Gwendoline Christie’s role?
Ya’ll smart enough to know the Space-Ship Omega, beclad in seminal fluids and Star Wars figures, wasn’t going to go a day without an Episode VII rumor. The latest one (which frankly I thought was already covered by The Big Sites?) pertains to Gwendoline Christie’s role.
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‘Episode VII’ Rumors: This is Gwendoline Christie’s role?

Ya’ll smart enough to know the Space-Ship Omega, beclad in seminal fluids and Star Wars figures, wasn’t going to go a day without an Episode VII rumor. The latest one (which frankly I thought was already covered by The Big Sites?) pertains to Gwendoline Christie’s role.

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‘Star Wars Rebels’ Extended Trailer: A New Hope Will Emerge

Oh god. OH GOD. Oh god! This trailer for Star Wars Rebels is the fucking berries, man.

‘Episode VII’ Teaser Image: Return of the X-Wing!
J.J. Abrams has dropped a sexy look at a mofuckin’ X-Wing (or a Z-95 Headhunter depending on whom you ask) in his latest video for the charity Force for Change,. I sort of assumed the son of a bitch would be back, but seeing it in its filthy glory definitely gets my knobs swelling.
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‘Episode VII’ Teaser Image: Return of the X-Wing!

J.J. Abrams has dropped a sexy look at a mofuckin’ X-Wing (or a Z-95 Headhunter depending on whom you ask) in his latest video for the charity Force for Change,. I sort of assumed the son of a bitch would be back, but seeing it in its filthy glory definitely gets my knobs swelling.

Hit  the jump for the video and the glorious look!

‘Episode VII’ Rumors: This may be the very general plot!
Perchance, perhaps, this is the very first leak of Episode VII’s plot. I cheated. I peeked. But I don’t feel particularly ruined. More piqued.
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‘Episode VII’ Rumors: This may be the very general plot!

Perchance, perhaps, this is the very first leak of Episode VII’s plot. I cheated. I peeked. But I don’t feel particularly ruined. More piqued.

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‘Episode VII’ News: Christina Chong has been cast in the galaxy far, far away
All-diversity-everything these days on the Episode VII set. News has Christina Chong (who/whom/whatever / I’m not familiar with) joining the cast in an unspecified role. Which pretty much describes the role of every single member of the cast outside of the OT-OG folks returning.
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‘Episode VII’ News: Christina Chong has been cast in the galaxy far, far away

All-diversity-everything these days on the Episode VII set. News has Christina Chong (who/whom/whatever / I’m not familiar with) joining the cast in an unspecified role. Which pretty much describes the role of every single member of the cast outside of the OT-OG folks returning.

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Confirmed: ‘Episode VII’ filming IMAX sequences
It’s been confirmed! There are going to be some giant fucking star fields in Episode VII.
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Confirmed: ‘Episode VII’ filming IMAX sequences

It’s been confirmed! There are going to be some giant fucking star fields in Episode VII.

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‘EPISODE VII’ on schedule despite Ford’s injury, has cast two new roles
Double scoop of Episode VII news on this Sunday. First off: the flick is on schedule! Despite General Solo’s injury! Go figure. I’m sure after Disney Corporate deployed the Robo-Ninjas with their Death-Laced Scythes, all of a sudden Abrams felt he could make the December 2018 deadline. Second off: the flick has added two more members to its already impressive cast.
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‘EPISODE VII’ on schedule despite Ford’s injury, has cast two new roles

Double scoop of Episode VII news on this Sunday. First off: the flick is on schedule! Despite General Solo’s injury! Go figure. I’m sure after Disney Corporate deployed the Robo-Ninjas with their Death-Laced Scythes, all of a sudden Abrams felt he could make the December 2018 deadline. Second off: the flick has added two more members to its already impressive cast.

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