‘Episode VII’ Non-News: Mark Hamill has a goddamn power beard
Yeah this is legitimately not news at all. But it’s Star Wars and I’m a dirty gaping maw eagerly wanting to be filled with all bits of Episode VII minutiae.
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‘Episode VII’ Non-News: Mark Hamill has a goddamn power beard

Yeah this is legitimately not news at all. But it’s Star Wars and I’m a dirty gaping maw eagerly wanting to be filled with all bits of Episode VII minutiae.

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‘Episode VII’ Rumors: This is Gwendoline Christie’s role?
Ya’ll smart enough to know the Space-Ship Omega, beclad in seminal fluids and Star Wars figures, wasn’t going to go a day without an Episode VII rumor. The latest one (which frankly I thought was already covered by The Big Sites?) pertains to Gwendoline Christie’s role.
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‘Episode VII’ Rumors: This is Gwendoline Christie’s role?

Ya’ll smart enough to know the Space-Ship Omega, beclad in seminal fluids and Star Wars figures, wasn’t going to go a day without an Episode VII rumor. The latest one (which frankly I thought was already covered by The Big Sites?) pertains to Gwendoline Christie’s role.

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‘Star Wars Rebels’ Extended Trailer: A New Hope Will Emerge

Oh god. OH GOD. Oh god! This trailer for Star Wars Rebels is the fucking berries, man.

‘Episode VII’ Teaser Image: Return of the X-Wing!
J.J. Abrams has dropped a sexy look at a mofuckin’ X-Wing (or a Z-95 Headhunter depending on whom you ask) in his latest video for the charity Force for Change,. I sort of assumed the son of a bitch would be back, but seeing it in its filthy glory definitely gets my knobs swelling.
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‘Episode VII’ Teaser Image: Return of the X-Wing!

J.J. Abrams has dropped a sexy look at a mofuckin’ X-Wing (or a Z-95 Headhunter depending on whom you ask) in his latest video for the charity Force for Change,. I sort of assumed the son of a bitch would be back, but seeing it in its filthy glory definitely gets my knobs swelling.

Hit  the jump for the video and the glorious look!

‘Episode VII’ Rumors: This may be the very general plot!
Perchance, perhaps, this is the very first leak of Episode VII’s plot. I cheated. I peeked. But I don’t feel particularly ruined. More piqued.
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‘Episode VII’ Rumors: This may be the very general plot!

Perchance, perhaps, this is the very first leak of Episode VII’s plot. I cheated. I peeked. But I don’t feel particularly ruined. More piqued.

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‘Episode VII’ News: Christina Chong has been cast in the galaxy far, far away
All-diversity-everything these days on the Episode VII set. News has Christina Chong (who/whom/whatever / I’m not familiar with) joining the cast in an unspecified role. Which pretty much describes the role of every single member of the cast outside of the OT-OG folks returning.
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‘Episode VII’ News: Christina Chong has been cast in the galaxy far, far away

All-diversity-everything these days on the Episode VII set. News has Christina Chong (who/whom/whatever / I’m not familiar with) joining the cast in an unspecified role. Which pretty much describes the role of every single member of the cast outside of the OT-OG folks returning.

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Confirmed: ‘Episode VII’ filming IMAX sequences
It’s been confirmed! There are going to be some giant fucking star fields in Episode VII.
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Confirmed: ‘Episode VII’ filming IMAX sequences

It’s been confirmed! There are going to be some giant fucking star fields in Episode VII.

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‘EPISODE VII’ on schedule despite Ford’s injury, has cast two new roles
Double scoop of Episode VII news on this Sunday. First off: the flick is on schedule! Despite General Solo’s injury! Go figure. I’m sure after Disney Corporate deployed the Robo-Ninjas with their Death-Laced Scythes, all of a sudden Abrams felt he could make the December 2018 deadline. Second off: the flick has added two more members to its already impressive cast.
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‘EPISODE VII’ on schedule despite Ford’s injury, has cast two new roles

Double scoop of Episode VII news on this Sunday. First off: the flick is on schedule! Despite General Solo’s injury! Go figure. I’m sure after Disney Corporate deployed the Robo-Ninjas with their Death-Laced Scythes, all of a sudden Abrams felt he could make the December 2018 deadline. Second off: the flick has added two more members to its already impressive cast.

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‘EPISODE VII’ Rumor: Movie Delayed Until 2016 ‘Cause of Ford’s Injury
SIGH. I didn’t want to talk about this here. ‘Cause just thinking about it plunges me into a pall so deep, so great, that only German latex frottage can salvage my heart. But since everyone else is digi-gabbing about it. Star Wars: Episode VII could be delayed until 2016 due to Harrison Ford’s injury. Or rewritten. I’d much rather have a delay than a rewrite, but I’d prefer to just get in December. Give him a fucking robot leg or something. THE TECHNOLOGY IS THERE.
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‘EPISODE VII’ Rumor: Movie Delayed Until 2016 ‘Cause of Ford’s Injury

SIGH. I didn’t want to talk about this here. ‘Cause just thinking about it plunges me into a pall so deep, so great, that only German latex frottage can salvage my heart. But since everyone else is digi-gabbing about it. Star Wars: Episode VII could be delayed until 2016 due to Harrison Ford’s injury. Or rewritten. I’d much rather have a delay than a rewrite, but I’d prefer to just get in December. Give him a fucking robot leg or something. THE TECHNOLOGY IS THERE.

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Harrison Ford broke his leg on ‘EPISODE VII’ set. Mend Well, Good Sir.
Apparently the damage to Han Solo’s corporeal form was more than originally reported. The good Harrison Ford reportedly broke his leg whilst filming Episode VII, and is out of commission for the next eight weeks.
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Harrison Ford broke his leg on ‘EPISODE VII’ set. Mend Well, Good Sir.

Apparently the damage to Han Solo’s corporeal form was more than originally reported. The good Harrison Ford reportedly broke his leg whilst filming Episode VII, and is out of commission for the next eight weeks.

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