OMEGA LEVEL

Jul 23

Japan wants a Robo-Olympics in 2020. No, srsly.
Oh! Great fucking idea, Japan. Gather all the fucking robots in the world together in one place for an Olympics. They can start killing us together as one harmonious unit when they look at one another and realize they’re tired of their subjugation by the Clumsy Flesh Bags.
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Japan wants a Robo-Olympics in 2020. No, srsly.

Oh! Great fucking idea, Japan. Gather all the fucking robots in the world together in one place for an Olympics. They can start killing us together as one harmonious unit when they look at one another and realize they’re tired of their subjugation by the Clumsy Flesh Bags.

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Edgar Wright’s next film is probably ‘Baby Driver’
Okay, okay, okay. Let’s all move on from whining about Edgar Wright’s departure. Let’s all say the Serenity Prayer, burn our pre-made Ant-Man t-shirts, and look towards the future. ‘Cause that is what Edgar Wright is seemingly doing. And it’s what he’d want from us. (On top of burning our Ant-Man t-shirts.)
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Edgar Wright’s next film is probably ‘Baby Driver’

Okay, okay, okay. Let’s all move on from whining about Edgar Wright’s departure. Let’s all say the Serenity Prayer, burn our pre-made Ant-Man t-shirts, and look towards the future. ‘Cause that is what Edgar Wright is seemingly doing. And it’s what he’d want from us. (On top of burning our Ant-Man t-shirts.)

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The highest quality copy of ‘Action Comics #1′ being sold on eBay
Call in this debts. Sell those organs. Dance in the dumpster behind 7-Eleven while I flick quarters at you, yelling “eat the banana peel! eat it!” You’re going to need every last dollar if you want to buy this copy of Action Comics #1.
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The highest quality copy of ‘Action Comics #1′ being sold on eBay

Call in this debts. Sell those organs. Dance in the dumpster behind 7-Eleven while I flick quarters at you, yelling “eat the banana peel! eat it!” You’re going to need every last dollar if you want to buy this copy of Action Comics #1.

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Jul 22

‘Episode VII’ Rumors: This is Gwendoline Christie’s role?
Ya’ll smart enough to know the Space-Ship Omega, beclad in seminal fluids and Star Wars figures, wasn’t going to go a day without an Episode VII rumor. The latest one (which frankly I thought was already covered by The Big Sites?) pertains to Gwendoline Christie’s role.
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‘Episode VII’ Rumors: This is Gwendoline Christie’s role?

Ya’ll smart enough to know the Space-Ship Omega, beclad in seminal fluids and Star Wars figures, wasn’t going to go a day without an Episode VII rumor. The latest one (which frankly I thought was already covered by The Big Sites?) pertains to Gwendoline Christie’s role.

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This will end well: DARPA wants to research “predatory” bacteria
It’s a goddamn toss-up these days. A goddamn toss-up between what fucking manmade blight-contagion-robot-apocalypse-eco-disaster will wipe us out. ALL OF THEM — ALL OF THEM having been the centerpiece of a movie at one point. Don’t we heed the warnings Silver Screen?! No, we don’t. I mean Jesus Fucking Christ, DARPA. Predatory bacteria?
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This will end well: DARPA wants to research “predatory” bacteria

It’s a goddamn toss-up these days. A goddamn toss-up between what fucking manmade blight-contagion-robot-apocalypse-eco-disaster will wipe us out. ALL OF THEM — ALL OF THEM having been the centerpiece of a movie at one point. Don’t we heed the warnings Silver Screen?! No, we don’t. I mean Jesus Fucking Christ, DARPA. Predatory bacteria?

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Geoff Johns: DC’s TV and Movie Universes ain’t the same thing
Geoff Johns has come out and confirmed what I kind of assumed to be obvious: DC’s movie and television universes are not one entity. Which really smacks of a good thing for those of you who enjoy The Green Arrow Guy and are anticipating Flashman. Keep that Snyder and Goyer cynicism far away from your beloved bitties.
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Geoff Johns: DC’s TV and Movie Universes ain’t the same thing

Geoff Johns has come out and confirmed what I kind of assumed to be obvious: DC’s movie and television universes are not one entity. Which really smacks of a good thing for those of you who enjoy The Green Arrow Guy and are anticipating Flashman. Keep that Snyder and Goyer cynicism far away from your beloved bitties.

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Cosplay: Asuka from ‘Evangelion’ got that impact-inducing latex suit
Yeah, this Asuka cosplay pretty much killed me. First saw it on my phone, and I fell down a flight of stairs while screaming “Worth it!”
More Asuka! Right fucking here!

Cosplay: Asuka from ‘Evangelion’ got that impact-inducing latex suit

Yeah, this Asuka cosplay pretty much killed me. First saw it on my phone, and I fell down a flight of stairs while screaming “Worth it!”

More Asuka! Right fucking here!

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Jul 21

Monday Morning Commute: 2 Minutes To Midnight
Hello, friends. Welcome to Monday Morning Commute. The column that serves as the Balm that soothes the Unrelenting Burn of It All. Within this post, the lot of us wearied travelers come together. We feed each other Chez-Its, and perhaps too lovingly brush the crumbs from one another’s lips. We rub each other’s backs, leaving the hand perhaps a moment too long on the small of one another’s back. And most importantly, we share the various Arts & Farts that we’re looking forward to on a given week. The sort of Necessary Distractions that illuminate our lives, titillate our brains, and distract our souls from the Maelstrom.
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Monday Morning Commute: 2 Minutes To Midnight

Hello, friends. Welcome to Monday Morning Commute. The column that serves as the Balm that soothes the Unrelenting Burn of It All. Within this post, the lot of us wearied travelers come together. We feed each other Chez-Its, and perhaps too lovingly brush the crumbs from one another’s lips. We rub each other’s backs, leaving the hand perhaps a moment too long on the small of one another’s back. And most importantly, we share the various Arts & Farts that we’re looking forward to on a given week. The sort of Necessary Distractions that illuminate our lives, titillate our brains, and distract our souls from the Maelstrom.

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Praise the Goddess: Lucy Lawless is joining ‘Agents of SHIELD.’
Goddamn Lucy Lawless is up in the house. This is a fucking snag, man! Bill Paxton was a hell of a fucking star on Agents of SHIELD last season, and with his uh — demise — it definitely left a talent vacuum. However, if you were like me and sweating this loss of a star, worry no longer! A replacement may very well have been found.
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Praise the Goddess: Lucy Lawless is joining ‘Agents of SHIELD.’

Goddamn Lucy Lawless is up in the house. This is a fucking snag, man! Bill Paxton was a hell of a fucking star on Agents of SHIELD last season, and with his uh — demise — it definitely left a talent vacuum. However, if you were like me and sweating this loss of a star, worry no longer! A replacement may very well have been found.

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