‘Final Fantasy XV’ TGS Gameplay Demo: The Behemoth Cometh

The first five or so minutes of this “gameplay demo” is pretty fucking boring. But then a wild behemoth appears and you get to see FFXV‘s battle system in action. Which I’m diggin’.

Oculus announces new VR prototype headset, Crescent Bay.
The Rift goes on, and on, and on! Oculus has revealed their latest prototype headset, named Crescent Bay. This son of a bitch is the next step towards next year’s consumer release. Titled, “Fat People Wall-Screens.”
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Oculus announces new VR prototype headset, Crescent Bay.

The Rift goes on, and on, and on! Oculus has revealed their latest prototype headset, named Crescent Bay. This son of a bitch is the next step towards next year’s consumer release. Titled, “Fat People Wall-Screens.”

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Cosplay: This Daenerys is a song of nice and fire!
Nice and Fire!! How the fuck haven’t I trotted out that dumb ass pun yet? I’ve covered so much Game of Thrones cosplay! And yet! Eh. Better late than never. (Not at all true, Caff, not at all true.)

Cosplay: This Daenerys is a song of nice and fire!

Nice and Fire!! How the fuck haven’t I trotted out that dumb ass pun yet? I’ve covered so much Game of Thrones cosplay! And yet! Eh. Better late than never. (Not at all true, Caff, not at all true.)

'Hyper Light Drifter' getting live preview build on Sept. 26
Titty fuck a Shit Golem! I’m dumb. You knew that? Yeah, probably. But let me enumerate the most recent reason. Despite being really up on Hyper Light Drifter's jock I didn't throw money at the Kickstarter. And if I had, I would totally be getting to play a preview build on September 26. Fuck! Shit!
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'Hyper Light Drifter' getting live preview build on Sept. 26

Titty fuck a Shit Golem! I’m dumb. You knew that? Yeah, probably. But let me enumerate the most recent reason. Despite being really up on Hyper Light Drifter's jock I didn't throw money at the Kickstarter. And if I had, I would totally be getting to play a preview build on September 26. Fuck! Shit!

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'Supergirl' TV show heading to CBS. AllSupeheroesAllTheTime
CBS is getting into the fucking superhero television game. (Unless they already have, and the three-seconds I spent trying to figure out if they have wasn’t enough.) The station with Big Bang Theory Nerd Blackface  is now going to get its own legitimate Kryptonian. Woo?
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'Supergirl' TV show heading to CBS. AllSupeheroesAllTheTime

CBS is getting into the fucking superhero television game. (Unless they already have, and the three-seconds I spent trying to figure out if they have wasn’t enough.) The station with Big Bang Theory Nerd Blackface  is now going to get its own legitimate Kryptonian. Woo?

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Weekend Open Bar: nachos.
Welcome, friends! To the pub at the end of the Internet’s Leaking Maw. The most Open of Bars where we come together every weekend. To mourn those who didn’t make it through the Existential Thresher. To cry on the shoulder of those who did, about, well…anything, really.

Tears of joy over your Destiny loot. Tears of confusion over the fact that Reality is a Hallucination and Nothing Means Anything. Tears of relief that after the sixth day of Constipation you finally blew a serious chocolate-frappe out against the backboard of a campus stall toilet.
Anything goes! As long as you’re havin’ fun.
What the fuck are you up to this weekend?

Weekend Open Bar: nachos.

Welcome, friends! To the pub at the end of the Internet’s Leaking Maw. The most Open of Bars where we come together every weekend. To mourn those who didn’t make it through the Existential Thresher. To cry on the shoulder of those who did, about, well…anything, really.

Tears of joy over your Destiny loot. Tears of confusion over the fact that Reality is a Hallucination and Nothing Means Anything. Tears of relief that after the sixth day of Constipation you finally blew a serious chocolate-frappe out against the backboard of a campus stall toilet.

Anything goes! As long as you’re havin’ fun.

What the fuck are you up to this weekend?

(Source: bubblegumdefective)

OMEGA-LINKS: Episode VIII, Bustin’ Ghosts, Bustin’ Wallets
Every once in a while I feel the need to do a cleansing, uncontrollable purge of my RSS reader’s “Saved for Later” folder. Today is the day, folks! Open your mouths, close your eyes, and thank whatever Deity you subscribe to. In this edition we got some Rian Johsnon on Episode VIII love, pulsating stars, space-suits, Amazon buyin’ shit, and more.

A Lightsaber In My Pants: Rian Johnson Talks With Terry Gilliam About ‘Star Wars Episode VIII’
LOLSquarecmon: Square Enix announces Shinra Technologies, a new cloud gaming service for 2015
Gross: Netflix orders two seasons of a new Judd Apatow comedy before it’s even created
Don’t Do Drugs, Kids: Dan Aykroyd Says He’s Looking At The Marvel Model For The Future Of ‘Ghostbusters’
Space Porn:Powerful, Pulsating Core of Star
Mediocrity Sells: Destiny sales total $325M in first five days, Activision says
Obviously Our Alien Creators: Israeli Archaeologist Discovers Huge Monument Older Than The Pyramids
Where’s My N7 Suit? MIT’s New BioSuit Shrinkwraps Astronauts to Hold Them Together
Fascist Bezos Is Capitalist Pig: Amazon Beat Google to Buy the .Buy Domain Name for $4.5 Million

OMEGA-LINKS: Episode VIII, Bustin’ Ghosts, Bustin’ Wallets

Every once in a while I feel the need to do a cleansing, uncontrollable purge of my RSS reader’s “Saved for Later” folder. Today is the day, folks! Open your mouths, close your eyes, and thank whatever Deity you subscribe to. In this edition we got some Rian Johsnon on Episode VIII love, pulsating stars, space-suits, Amazon buyin’ shit, and more.

A Lightsaber In My Pants: Rian Johnson Talks With Terry Gilliam About ‘Star Wars Episode VIII’

LOLSquarecmon: Square Enix announces Shinra Technologies, a new cloud gaming service for 2015

Gross: Netflix orders two seasons of a new Judd Apatow comedy before it’s even created

Don’t Do Drugs, Kids: Dan Aykroyd Says He’s Looking At The Marvel Model For The Future Of ‘Ghostbusters’

Space Porn:Powerful, Pulsating Core of Star

Mediocrity Sells: Destiny sales total $325M in first five days, Activision says

Obviously Our Alien Creators: Israeli Archaeologist Discovers Huge Monument Older Than The Pyramids

Where’s My N7 Suit? MIT’s New BioSuit Shrinkwraps Astronauts to Hold Them Together

Fascist Bezos Is Capitalist Pig: Amazon Beat Google to Buy the .Buy Domain Name for $4.5 Million

'Deadpool' movie with Ryan Reynolds f**king greenlit! Winter 2016
That Deadpool test footage we were all getting juicy in the groin over seems to have done its job. After years of talkin’ about the fucking adaptation as though it were the White Whale, Deadpool is finally getting a movie. Officially and shit.
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'Deadpool' movie with Ryan Reynolds f**king greenlit! Winter 2016

That Deadpool test footage we were all getting juicy in the groin over seems to have done its job. After years of talkin’ about the fucking adaptation as though it were the White Whale, Deadpool is finally getting a movie. Officially and shit.

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First official video of ‘Episode VII’ Millennium Falcon…and the Batmobile

Jar Jar Abrams and Baddie Robotz have revealed the first official video glimpse of the Millennium Falcon from Episode VII. And as a little bonus, there’s a cameo from the fuckin’ Batmobile. It’s the latest batch of glad-handing and mutual masturbation between Snyder, Abrams, and their mutual mega-movies.

'Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain' dropping in 2015
Kojima has confirmed that MGS5 is dropping next year. It’s the latest in a slew of confirmations for 2015. Phew. At least we know when this console generation is actually getting started. A bit touch and go there for a while. The Powers That Be had us thinking 2014, but one by one the big titles pulled out. Leaving us with bullshit half-fried up-ports like Watch_Douche and Destiny: Halo Unevolved.
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'Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain' dropping in 2015

Kojima has confirmed that MGS5 is dropping next year. It’s the latest in a slew of confirmations for 2015. Phew. At least we know when this console generation is actually getting started. A bit touch and go there for a while. The Powers That Be had us thinking 2014, but one by one the big titles pulled out. Leaving us with bullshit half-fried up-ports like Watch_Douche and Destiny: Halo Unevolved.

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